If Microsoft was Headquartered in Kernersville
- Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders.
- Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle.
- Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag.
- Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right" or "Naw."
- Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be "Dueling Banjos."
- The "Recycle Bin" in Winders '95 would be an outhouse.
- Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders '95 theme song would be "Achy-Breaky Heart."
- PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt."
- Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++."
- Winders 10 logo would incorporate Confederate Flag.
- Microsoft Word would be just that: one word.
- New Shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now, ya heeah?"
- Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz."
- Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am.
- Microsoft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse.
- Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.
- Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire....
- Speadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard.
- Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor pull Simulator.
- Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates
Ok, Ok.... remember... it's just a JOKE . . .
. . . maybe.
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