Common Sense Sayings


A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Recognize the inconsequential, then ignore it.

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